“The brain can be a dangerous thing. Even more so if you haven't got one.”

“The sign of a good society is one that protect its weakest. The strong can always look after themselves.”

“Agree with an idiot and you're only one step away from turning into one yourself.”

“Laugh and the world laughs with you (unless you're at a funeral), cry and you cry alone.”

“[Like they say,] small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it.”

“Don't let your mouth write cheques that your talent can't cash.”

“Time is only a state of mind, so being late is only a thought one can posess.”