“The sign of a good society is one that protect its weakest. The strong can always look after themselves.”

“The brain can be a dangerous thing. Even more so if you haven't got one.”

“Agree with an idiot and you're only one step away from turning into one yourself.”

“[Like they say,] small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it.”

“Laugh and the world laughs with you (unless you're at a funeral), cry and you cry alone.”

“Don't let your mouth write cheques that your talent can't cash.”

“Love is not always as you see it in the movies. It's hard, but it is amazing still. When you find it, it will stay with you even long after you believe it's gone.”