“Thank you," he says."Thank who?""I don't know. You?""No, not me. Jesus.""Thank you, Jesus?""Yes, Toph, Jesus died for your Christmas fun.”
“Oh thank you, Jesus.""It's Roarke." He tapped a finger on Eve's head. "You really shouldn't forget your own husband's name.”
“Be joyful always; pray continually; give thanks in all circumstances, for this is God's will for you in Christ Jesus.”
“Which brings me to the point of this call." Thank God, baby Jesus, and the Holy Ghost.”
“I knew I was going to be this Rich! I am not surprised;I get richer day by day. Thank You My Lord Jesus!”
“Jesus, Morelli, you sound like you have PMS. You have to learn to lighten up a little. It's just a car alarm. You should be thanking me. I had it installed with my own money.”