“The eyebrows are the punctuation marks of the face.”

“The good news and the bad news are the same: No one cares!”

“Omigosh—I'm a squash!”

“To get over artist's block, make shitty art.”

“She tried to smile sympathetically, but with her face it wasn't quite possible.”

“Few celebrate a dog who jumps at people as they approach--but start with the premise that it is we who keep ourselves (and our faces) unbearably far away, and we can come to a mutual understanding.”

“Statues lined the stairs and stood, dotted across the roof. But they had been brutalized by time and the weather. Some were missing arms. Many had no faces. Once they had been saints and angels. Two hundred years standing in London had turned them into cripples.”