“The eyebrows are the punctuation marks of the face.”
“The good news and the bad news are the same: No one cares!”
“Omigosh—I'm a squash!”
“Good artists exist in what they make, and consequently are perfectly uninteresting in what they are.”
“If you think it's hard getting in, you should try getting out.”
“Inside every fat man, there's a thin man trying to get out.”