“When you can no longer differentiate between the insanity spewed onto the blank page, and the madness evident in the all-but shattered mirror...that's when you know you're doing it right.”
“You know, when you're right, that's all you get to be.”
“When Chuck Norris stands in front of a mirror it shatters because the mirror knows never to stand between CHUCK NORRIS and CHUCK NORRIS.”
“When you're wrecked, that's the only thing you can do, right? Hold on to whatever you can. Hold on hard.”
“You're rather adorable when you're mad and can't do anything about it, you know.”
“A writer is very much like the captain on a star ship facing the unknown. When you face the blank page and you have no idea where you're going. It can be terrifying, but it can also be the adventure of a lifetime.”