“All bands eventually break up because of one or more of the four P's: power, property, prestiege, pussy.”
“Two plus two is not sometimes equal to four ... It is equal to four plus one because one is a powerful amalgamation.”
“If something is boring after two minutes, try it for four. If still boring, then eight. Then sixteen. Then thirty-two. Eventually one discovers that it is not boring at all.”
“An unlimited power to tax involves, necessarily, a power to destroy; because there is a limit beyond which no institution and no property can bear taxation.”
“What, no Power Rangers Band-Aids ?""Shut up, Garett.""Yes, ma'am.”
“It was like being at an Arabian hoedown with a band of psychedelic hillbillies (p. 171).”