“David Gilmour can do more with one note than most other guitar players can do with the whole fretboard”

“It wasn't enough for Megadeth to do well; I wanted Metallica to fail.”

“Life can only be understood in reverseBut must be lived forwards...I'm losing my senses”

“All bands eventually break up because of one or more of the four P's: power, property, prestiege, pussy.”

“Finally, I found what seemed at the time to be a lid of some sort. Presuming it was a toilet seat (but not really caring one way or the other) I lifted it up, then dropped my shorts and began to piss. Ahhh...success. Then I stumbled back to bed and passed out. It wasn't until the next morning that I realized what had actually happened. I woke to the sight of Junior standing over my bed with a look of disgust on his face. "Hey, man. Did you pee in my suitcase?”

“Pop and metal aren't friends. Each knows exactly where the other lives and tries to keep its distance. They choose different streets, neighborhoods, zip codes.”

“One-way ticket nowhere there's no windows on his train.Can't see where I'm headed but I'm going there again.”