“Why must the show go on?”

“If it can't be done in bed, it's not worth doing.”

“Every corpse is a patriot.”

“You can be a mighty sailor, wrestling with an alligator. Romping through the swamp.”

“He finds me charming and so long as I don't think about it, it's ok, but I worry, what if I forget to do it or can't be charming or try, one day, just a bit too hard so that it is altogether not charming but something else. I couldn't ask for anything more or for more generosity or, and this is perhaps the most important, exquisite tact. ”

“And she would continue to say to those who would still listen that it was a classic case of betrayal (You can never tell about appearance, she'd say) and would, somewhat to her credit, know that it was no such thing. ”

“I think Superman should go on the Larry King show and announce that he would come back to life if people in all 50 states wanted him to.”