“Age is a number to keep track of how many years you've been on the planet, not a tool to judge people by.”

“Experience builds knowledge, not age.”

“Being a bestseller doesnt mean they wrote a great book. Just means they knew a lot of people who would buy it.”

“If certain females could hold on to a man the same way they hold on to grudges. They'd never be single!”

“I am who I am, I don't follow my friends. I am who I am, I don't follow the trends.I am who I am, I don't try to pretend.I am who I am, til the very end.”

“They say kids are like sponges because they observe everything. I guess that makes teens and adults like mops because they're just as copycatish as kids are. Personally, I am more like a rake, I leave behind more than I pick up!”

“Chicken Soup for the Soul". You've heard of these books, am I right? We've all heard of them. But I wonder if you're aware of just how many "Chicken Soup" books exist on the planet. No offense, but I doubt it. I doubt it because in the time it would take you to come up with a number, the number would have become obsolete. Even as you read this, in some quiet, fecund place, another "Chicken Soup" book is being born.”