“Experience builds knowledge, not age.”

“Age is a number to keep track of how many years you've been on the planet, not a tool to judge people by.”

“If certain females could hold on to a man the same way they hold on to grudges. They'd never be single!”

“I am who I am, I don't follow my friends. I am who I am, I don't follow the trends.I am who I am, I don't try to pretend.I am who I am, til the very end.”

“Being a bestseller doesnt mean they wrote a great book. Just means they knew a lot of people who would buy it.”

“They say kids are like sponges because they observe everything. I guess that makes teens and adults like mops because they're just as copycatish as kids are. Personally, I am more like a rake, I leave behind more than I pick up!”

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