“If certain females could hold on to a man the same way they hold on to grudges. They'd never be single!”

“Experience builds knowledge, not age.”

“I am who I am, I don't follow my friends. I am who I am, I don't follow the trends.I am who I am, I don't try to pretend.I am who I am, til the very end.”

“Age is a number to keep track of how many years you've been on the planet, not a tool to judge people by.”

“Being a bestseller doesnt mean they wrote a great book. Just means they knew a lot of people who would buy it.”

“They say kids are like sponges because they observe everything. I guess that makes teens and adults like mops because they're just as copycatish as kids are. Personally, I am more like a rake, I leave behind more than I pick up!”

“Thus, the enabling and strengthening aspect of the Atonement helps us to see and to do and to become good in ways that we could never recognize or accomplish with our limited moral capacity. I testify and witness that the enabling power of the Savior's Atonement is real. Without that strengthening power of the Atonement, I could not stand before you this morning.”