“The most precious things I have in my life were not bought, they were earned.”

“Life really comes down to two problems. You are either drinking too much or you are not drinking enough.”

“The mind is a wonderful thing. You start off on one journey but it decides to take you somewhere completely different. The path of least resistance is the way to go. Don't fight it – enjoy the ride.”

“Beauty fades so you'd better work at having something more to offer.”

“Blessed is he who can call his family friends and his friends family.”

“The poorest man in the world is the one who has to buy his happiness.”

“Hate is an occupation, love is a destiny.”