“There seems to be something wrong with our bloody ships today”

“Hereos. Idols. They're never who you think they are. Shorter. Nastier. Smellier. And when you finally meet them, there's something that makes you want to choke the shit out of them.”

“If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door.”

“my only complaints are two:that I didn't make myself readyfor you sooner in life, thatI can't give you better,Love you more.”

“If you're going to get married, do it in the morning. That way, if it dosent work out ; you haven't wasted the whole day.”

“Man, didn't anybody ever tell you that art is propaganda? It doesn't matter whether you think it should be or it shouldn't be, it just is, and motherfucker, like or not, you're sitting on a funky Magna Carta.”

“Look, dude, you've sampled your life, mixed those sounds with a funk precedent, and established a sixteen-bar system of government for the entire rhythm nation. Set the Dj up as the executive, the legislative, and judicial branches. I mean, after listening to your beat, anything I've heard on the pop radio in the last five years feels like a violation of my civil rights.”