“Public schoolboys are not merely conservatives, they are by nature totalitarian reactionaries.”
“I'd be a conservative if I'd never met any. They're selfish, mean-spirited, egocentric, reactionary, and boring.”
“A clever schoolboy's reaction to his reading is most naturally expressed by parody or imitation.”
“They were paragons of conservative propriety in public, but in private they swung like pinatas.”
“Conservatives should be adamant about the need for the reappearance of Judeo-Christianity in the public square.”
“But democrats are seldom welcome on planets run by totalitarian governments, and scarcely more welcome on planets where anarchy prevails--this is due to the very nature of democracy, the only practical compromise between totalitarianism and anarchy.”