“The man knows he's a target. He's very careful. The'll find the guns.'Kolya responded with a mournful fart, low and solemn as a single note of a baritone horn.”

“A book is a loaded gun in the house next door...Who knows who might be the target of the well-read man?”

“Listen, Kolya, by the way, you are going to be a very unhappy man in your life...But on the whole you will bless life all the same.”

“This Earle of Oxford, making of his low obeisance to Queen Elizabeth, happened to let a Fart, at which he was so abashed and ashamed that he went to Travell, 7 yeares. On his returne the Queen welcomed him home, and sayd, My Lord, I had forgott the Fart.”

“Storm gave the gun to Elora so that she could practice the reload. He moved behind her to make sure her form was correct. The first two shots missed altogether. One hit a target in the crotch-two targets away from where she was aiming. By the fourth round she was managing to hit her target...in the crotch.Ram said, "I'm beginnin' to sense a very disturbin' pattern here.”

“Note to self ; He doesn't care anymore.”