“An onion can make people cry, but an entertaining novel can make people cry and laugh, and smile, and relax.” by David Bishop.“If fast food restaurants sold men, he would be the ninety-nine-cent special.” Maddie Richards in The Beholder.“Money is something about which one can be more principled after they have an adequate supply.” Matt Kile in Who Murdered Garson Talmadge.“I have always had trouble recorking an opened curiosity.” Matt Kile in Who Murdered Garson Talmadge.”

“An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh.”

“Laugh until you cry, don't cry until you laugh.”

“Vampires aren't the only ones who can hunt.”

“The funny thing about good people—people like Daneca—is that they really honestly don’t get the impulse toward evil. They have an incredibly hard time reconciling with the idea that a person who makes them smile can still be capable of terrible things. Which is why, although she’s accusing me of being a murderer, she seems more annoyed than actually worried about getting murdered. Daneca seems to persist in a belief that if I would just listen and understand how bad my bad choices are, I’d stop making them.”

“I am jealous of anyone who can make other people care so much.”

“Perhaps not willingly, but pain can make a man do things he wouldn't willingly do.”