“It’s amazing how fast you can run when there’s a f**king rottweiler chasing you.”
“It’s amazing how fast you can write when there’s a gun to your head.”
“He's already chasing you. Now all you have to do is keep running. Just not too fast.”
“Mind you, it’s all bullshit with wine, isn’t it? It’s just f**king vinegar with a fizz, no matter what the tasters say.”
“If you don’t have a sense of humour when you’re in a band, you end up like f**king Emerson, Lake and Palmer, making eight-disc LPs so you can all have your own three-hour f**king solos.And who wants to listen to that bollocks?”
“Where’s the bull? (Callie)Tied to a tree, eating my boot. I’m just glad my leg is no longer in it. (Sin)Lad, how did you manage it? (Angus)I run fast when chased by large bulls. (Sin)”