“Why should we ever continue anything if the first parts are the best?”
“The first part of the party of the first part shall be known in this contract as the first part of the party of the first part shall be known in this contract-- Look, why should we quarrel about a thing like this? We'll take it right out, eh?”
“The first lesson every child of Athena learned: Mom was the best at everything, and you should never, ever suggest otherwise.”
“Must the citizen ever for a moment, or in the least degree, resigns his conscience to the legislator? Why has every man a conscience then? I think that we should be men first, and subjects afterward.”
“Why is there ever this perverse cruelty in humankind, that makes us hurt most those we love best?”
“The best part about vomiting is that right after you do, you can continue eating.”