“I'm looking for backing for an unauthorized auto-biography that I am writing. Hopefully, this will sell in such huge numbers that I will be able to sue myself for an extraordinary amount of money and finance the film version in which I play everybody.”
“Someday, I want to write an unauthorized autobiography of myself.”
“I never considered myself a lucky person. I'm the most extraordinary pessimist. I truly am.”
“I'm hoping what all sentient beings hope ... that somehow I'm part of something larger than myself, in which I play a role, an actual role that is somehow intended and meaningful.”
“I write to give myself strength. I write to be the characters that I am not. I write to explore all the things I'm afraid of. ”
“I write for the unlearned about things in which I am unlearned myself.”