“Speak in extremes, it'll save you time. ”
“They spoke politely and with deference to the adults, whereas it went against my nature not to speak plainly. To many people speaking plainly is the same as speaking rudely. Whereas to me, if one was direct, it saved time and misunderstanding.”
“I want the people I love to get up and speak about me, and even if you cry it'll be OK. I want you to say honest things.”
“They aren't the brightest crayons in the box-Max(saving the world and other extreme sports)”
“How is it that of the four Evangelists only one speaks of a thief being save. The four of them were there-or therabouts-and only one speaks of a thief being saved.”
“Conscience is like a pet: If you spoil it by too much attention it'll start yipping at the most inopportune times.”