“Life is a shit sandwich. Eat it or starve.”
“Life's a shit sandwich, my ass. Life's a polka and don't you forget it!”
“Not really hungry.""She’ll eat." Pritkin said curtly."I said —""If you starve to death it would damage my professional reputation.""I eat plenty.""The same does not apply should I strangle you in understandable irritation, however.""I’ll have a sandwich," I told Nick. "No meat.”
“EAT SANDWICH, NOT OWN MOUTH.”
“Eat, and the world will eat with you; starve, and the world will eat you.”
“How simple life is. It's as simple as this: you're hungry and you eat, you're full and you shit. Between eating and shitting, that's where human life is found. - (Houseboy + Maid, in Tales from Djakarta)”