“I'm just an advertisement for a version of myself.”
“I'm not being defensive, I'm just defending myself.”
“Statistics were just as much a fantasy in their original version as in as in their rectified version”
“I'm looking for backing for an unauthorized auto-biography that I am writing. Hopefully, this will sell in such huge numbers that I will be able to sue myself for an extraordinary amount of money and finance the film version in which I play everybody.”
“I think most of the time when I'm yelling at my husband, I'm just yelling at myself.”
“I'm going to keep seeing him as much as I can. We'll see what happens," I say, realizing that just "seeing what happens" is my version of "going for it.”