“God could not be everywhere, and therefore he made mothers.”
“God could not be everywhere, so he created mothers.”
“Morality is everywhere the same for all men, therefore it comes from God; sects differ, therefore they are the work of men.”
“God made a wonderful mother, a mother who never grows old; He made her smile of the sunshine, and He molded her heart of pure gold; in her eyes He placed bright shining stars, in her cheeks, faith roses you see; god made a wonderful mother, and He gave that dear mother to me.”
“Gilbert put his arm about them. 'Oh, you mothers!' he said. 'You mothers! God knew what He was about when He made you.”
“God made alcohol and he made feet - and he made 'em so you could put 'em together and be happy!”