“Here is a rewriting of the British national anthem, by 'Camille, Australia'. It is, she explains, chiefly for the benefit of Microsoft Word and Outlook Express users:Gd CTRL-S r gr8sh Qun.Long liv r nobl Qun.Gd CTRL-S the. Qun!ALT-S hr vktrES,HpE & glrES,Lng 2 rain ovR SGd CTRL-S th. Qun!”

David Crystal

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