“If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs.”
“If the gods had intended for people to vote, they would have given us candidates.”
“if god had intended us to follow recipes, He wouldn't have given us grandmothers.”
“If God did not wish us to understand the book of Revelation, He would not have given it to us at all.”
“If God would have wanted us to live in a permissive society He would have given us Ten Suggestions and not Ten Commandments.”
“Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer!”