“Isn't a gay Mormon like an oxymoron?''Do I look like an oxymoron to you?''An oxymormon.”
“Dying isn't the only way into the Underworld, but it's the safest."Well, that sounded like an oxymoron if I'd ever heard one.”
“Like apes, we breed, sleep, and die. Yet like God we say, "I am." We are ontological oxymorons.”
“An honest politician is an oxymoron.”
“A Bible-quoting erotica writer--you are quite the oxymoron.”
“A short-haired Barbie would be an oxymoron.”