“I want to set the record straight.""The record's never straight, you idiot! Haven't you ever read 1984? They rewrite the record anytime it doesn't suit them. You're spinning your wheels and exposing your bare fanny for nothing.”
“What isn't remembered never happened.Memory is merely a record...you just need to rewrite that record.”
“I've had eighteen straight whiskies, I think that's the record . . .”
“I have recently been called antisocial, and I'd like to set the record straight. I am not antisocial, I like social. It's people I don't like!”
“The world doesn't belong to us, we belong to it. Always have, always will. We belong to the world. We belong to the community of life on this planet--it doesn't belong to us. We got confused about that, now it's time to set the record straight”
“And for the record, there are plenty of women I haven't slept with." Several sets of eyes turned on him in disbelief. Geez.”