“Gravity doesn't exist, it's just that our planet sucks.”
“In some sense, gravity does not exist; what moves the planets and the stars is the distortion of space and time.”
“It's probable that in the artistic hierarchy birds are the greatest musicians existing on our planet.”
“There is no gravity. The earth sucks.”
“Life's a drag. There is no gravity. Earth Sucks!”
“Gravity explains the motions of the planets, but it cannot explain who sets the planets in motion.”