“We rested beneath the stars and I counted each one, giving it a reason why I loved you. It was wonderful until I ran out of stars.”

“And like all things, the problems disappeared. The challenges, goals and ambitions melted into folly and the reasons for all things homogenized into us and the enchantment of coffee-flavored kisses on a bright and promising morning became our religion, hope, destiny and dream. And it was beautiful then . . . . in a two room flat in the Alps of a city where love once lived.”

“Men will always like their toys. It's a woman's job not to be one of them.”

“I’ll tell you what: I may have fucked my life up flatter than hammered shit, but I stand here before you today beholden to no human cocksucker.”

“In the collision between the past and future is a spark known as now.”

“Gravity doesn't exist, it's just that our planet sucks.”

“When men are given the power to judge themselves, no guilt will ever be found”