“Do this: hate him for me after I die. I beg you. Dying request.”

“The butcher died, and he requested to be cremated. But I don’t want to burn him, because I like my meat medium rare.”

“Things change after you die, though, I guess because dying is the loneliest thing you can do.”

“I hate... I hate when you die. It destroys me. I know i have no right to be so upset, because I'm not the one losing my life, but it breaks me apart inside. I'm not very good with words, and i dont know how to explain to you how i feel. I get lonely when you aren't with me. I miss you. And every time you die, a little piece of me dies with you.”

“Live a good long life. Grow old and die after I do. And if you can, die laughing.”

“Look, are you just fiddling around with me or what?""I just want you to feel you're doing well. I hate for people o die embarrassed.”