“I am concentrating docilely on the question why U.S. restrooms always appear to us as infirmaries for public distress, the place to reagain control.”
“The truth is that this was something over which I had no control and the question is not why but what. What am I going to do with this? What am I going to make of it?”
“It's been very clearly brought to my attention that I had overlooked your security in public restrooms.”
“Why do people always expect authors to answer questions? I am an author because I want to ask questions. If I had answers, I'd be a politician.”
“Foolish names and foolish faces often appear in public places.”
“But if you have an opinion, please feel free to offer it to me through the gap in the door of a public restroom.”