“So my offense is what, misdemeanor gargling?”
“She questioned my sexual preference in a highly offensive way, so my fist questioned the proximity of her face in an even more offensive way.”
“I don't know exactly what covetous is, but in my experience it is not so much desiring someone else's virtue or happiness as rejecting it, taking offense at the beauty of it.”
“I was against felonies when a misdemeanor would do.”
“morning was in the room and pigeons were gargling on the fire escape.”
“The smile widened, and she decided it ought to be classified as a misdemeanor. Grinning with Intent to Discombobulate.”