“We're a family that takes its home entertainment very seriously.”

“It is better to entertain an idea than to take it home to live with you for the rest of your life.”

“Human beings are unable to be about the serious business of living and building societies if they feel compelled to always clown or entertain others. People do not take you seriously if you don't take yourself seriously. A sense of humor brings necessary balance to an organized life, but a life of humor blinds one to life.”

“The more we make the more we (think we) need, and the more we (think we) need means the more we must work and the more we must work means the more time we spend away from the home we're killing ourselves to pay for but it's a home we're never in except maybe on the weekends and then we're so exhausted we don't want to be bothered with the family we say we're providing a better life.”

“42 is a nice number that you can take home and introduce to your family.”

“I Take Life Very Seriously: One Joke At A Time.”