“The secret of the universe is this: The universe doesn't care. That part of the job is yours.”
“If you stare at the center of the universe, there is coldness there. A blankness. Ultimately, the universe doesn't care about us. Time doesn't care about us. That's why we have to care about each other.”
“The Universe doesn't like secrets. It conspires to reveal the truth, to lead you to it.”
“What is wrong with you? ARe you the only guy in the universe who doesn't like a blow job?”
“The university doesn't THINK; the university KNOWS. If the university says it's Thursday, then it's Thursday.”
“An atheist is a man who watches a Notre Dame - Southern Methodist University game and doesn't care who wins.”