“The secret of the universe is this: The universe doesn't care. That part of the job is yours.”

“I think I exist, therefore I exist. I think.”

“I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.”

“Something went klunk. Like a nickel dropping in a soda machine. One of those small insights that explains everything. This was puberty for these boys. Adolescence. The first date, the first kiss, the first chance to hold hands with someone special. Delayed, postponed, a decade's worth of longing--while everybody around you celebrates life, you pretend, suppress, inhibit, deprive yourself of you own joy--but finally ultimately, eventually, you find a place where you can have a taste of everything denied.”

“A work of art is an act of love. Critics are crab lice.”

“I have memories - but only a fool stores his past in the future”

“99% of all lawyers give the rest of them a bad name.”