“Male Amazon river dolphins will even insert thier penises in each other's blowholes in the only known example of nasal sex.**I refuse to make the obligatory "blowjob" joke here. Science writing is very serious business.”

“As I write this, I live in a household with a husband, three sons, a male dog, and a male cat. I am the only female thing around...But to be surrounded by so many penises was never the plan. It just kept happening, and I felt powerless to do anything about it.”

“Different though the sexes are, they inter-mix. In every human being a vacillation from one sex to the other takes place, and often it is only the clothes that keep the male or female likeness, while underneath the sex is the very opposite of what it is above. ”

“I Take Life Very Seriously: One Joke At A Time.”

“A joke is a very serious thing.”

“When a clandestine couple kisses, it is much more likely that sex will immediately follow. This is because there is much more risk. Once you have kissed secretly, it is very difficult not to have sex. It would be impolite not to have sex. You have to show that you are serious about each other.”