“Life is short. It's God's fault. Sorry.”
“Because if it's not her fault, it's God's, and I'm not ready to be pissed at the Almighty.”
“Life is ridiculous. It's not our fault.”
“Your mistake is that you've concluded life is short, so you treat it as if it's precious, like a pretty little princess. Bullshit! Everyone's life is short. Quit feeling sorry for yourself. Fuck it. Treat it like a cheap hooker. Ask crazy shit from it, and you'll get more out of life than you could have ever wanted, imagined, or deserved.”
“Dogs' lives are too short. Their only fault, really.”
“God help us -- for art is long, and life so short.”