“Papa was no longer fixing a carburetor: he was setting up a greasy little Cuban missile base smack-dab in the middle of Mama’s immaculate Washington, D.C. It was a flagrant act of war.”
“Identity: smack-dab in the middle...Neither omnipotent nor impotent. Neither God's MVP nor God's mistake.”
“If you actually are an educated, thinking person, you will not be welcome in Washington, D.C. I know a couple of bright seventh graders who would not be welcome in Washington D.C.”
“- Which State Department, exactly, are we talking about? - The one in Washington, D.C.”
“If this is earth,' said the producer from Washington, D.C., 'I'm not interested in what heaven has to offer.”
“When they ask me to become president of the United States I'm going to say, "Except for Washington D.C.”