“Sex, my darling, is often the least important part of a passion. You'll learn that when you get older. - Maria Luisa (Tushi) Strauss”
“One thing you'll learn as you get older, Simon, is that when people tell you something unpleasant about themselves, it's usually true.”
“When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, here is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.”
“Love is just a system for getting someone to call you Darling after sex.”
“People will tell you most of the story… and I’ve learned that the part they neglect to tell you is often the most important part. People hide the truth because they’re afraid.”
“I'm not ancient, darling. I'm only fifty. And when it comes to sex a woman of fifty can often outlast a man half her age.”