“I can teach you to jump up in five seconds-it takes years to learn how to land properly.”
“How many seconds does it take to win second? As many as it takes to win first—if you don’t use them properly.”
“My inner goddess is jumping up and down, clapping her hands like a five year old.”
“You said you’d cook tonight, but you failed to mention that you haven’t actually learned how in the last five years,- Jason”
“Learning is never wrong. Even learning how to kill isn't wrong. Or right. It's just a thing to learn, a thing I can teach you. That's all.”
“I prefer sinners and madmen, who can learn, who can change, who can teach-or people like myself, if I may say so, who are not afraid to eat a lobster alone as they take on their shoulders the monumental weight of thirty years”