“i wish there was a thing called stupid tax, which paid for all the stupid things our government does.”

“It's the great male fantasy-all it takes is one dance to know that she's the one. All it takes is the sound of her song from the tower, or a look at her sleeping face. And right away you know-this is the girl in your head, sleeping or dancing or singing in front of you. Yes, girls want princes, but boys want their princesses just as much.”

“The world loves stupid labels. I wish we got to choose our own.”

“It's much better to be too easily interested.”

“C'mon, Paul," she says. "We all know love makes you do stupid things.”

“There is no such thing as an evil genius, as evil in it's self is stupidity.”

“isaac knows how stupid i find these things, and he finds them just as stupid as i do. like lol. now, if there's anything stupider than buddy lists, it's lol. if anyone ever uses lol with me, i rip my computer right out of the wall and smash it over the nearest head. i mean, it's not like anyone's laughing out loud about the things they lol. i think it should be spelled loll, like what a lobotomized person's tongue does. loll. loll. i can't think any more. loll. loll!”