“gothblood4567: 'sup?finalwill: i'm working.gothblood4567 on what?finalwill: my suicide note. i can't figure out how to end it. gothblood4567: lol”

“isaac knows how stupid i find these things, and he finds them just as stupid as i do. like lol. now, if there's anything stupider than buddy lists, it's lol. if anyone ever uses lol with me, i rip my computer right out of the wall and smash it over the nearest head. i mean, it's not like anyone's laughing out loud about the things they lol. i think it should be spelled loll, like what a lobotomized person's tongue does. loll. loll. i can't think any more. loll. loll!”

“My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?”

“Fine" I said icily. "I'll do this. but i want it noted that I'm doing this against my will.""I think we already figured that out, Miss Hathaway.”

“In your ocean I'm ankle deep,I feel the waves crashing on my feet;It's like I know where I need to beBut I can't figure out,I can't figure outJust how much air I will need to breatheWhen your wave washes over me”

“I would figure out, later, how to explain to my boss that, for me, Delia will never be a story, but a happy ending. ”