“Hello, my name is ees Lebkuchen Spice, and I vant to show you my coooooookies...”

“Boomer took bites of all six varieties, contemplating each one and "guring out the order in which he would then eat them. “I like thebrown one and the lighter brown one and the almost-brown one. I’m not so sure about the minty one. But really, I think the lebkuchen spiceone is the best.”“The what?”“The lebkuchen spice one.” He held it up for me. “This one.”“You’re making that up. What’s a lebkuchen spice? It sounds like a cross between a Keebler elf and a stripper. Hello, my name eesLebkuchen Spice, and I vant to show you my cooooookies...”“Don’t be rude!” Boomer protested. As if the cookie might be offended.”

“Hello my name is Innigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!”

“Hello, my name is Sveinung Mikkelsen.”

“Her name badge read: Hello! My name is DIE, DEMIGOD SCUM!”

“I like to read them and write them," I say shyly. Hello, my name is Sparrow and I am a nerd.”