“In the next election, I'm voting for your mom to be the next God.”

“The difference between a politician and a statesman is that a politician thinks about the next election while the statesman think about the next generation.”

“The purpose of your vote is't to elect someone, but rather to express your opinion.”

“I have an idea about voting, how about on every ballot we include "None of the above". People may laugh at that, but what that is, it is a vote of no confidence in your government and I'm willing to bet that in some elections, 'None of the Above' would win. Imagine if you won the election but lost to 'None of the Above'. Wouldn't that make you re-think your positions?”

“Voting for the lesser of two evils is still voting for evil. Next time, go all out and write in Lucifer on the ballot.”

“I'm there to block your next move. This is a game”