“Luckily, I always travel with a book, just in case I have to wait on line for Santa, or some such inconvenience.”

“I love book signings: kids waiting in line for you to scribble on their new books, haha!”

“I think I'll just go down and have some pudding and wait for it all to turn up - it always does in the end.”

“I have always been passionate about travelling. Credits to the books for they were invented. If not, I might not be able to reach my dream.”

“Wait until you meet the therapist. That bad?Let's just say i can't believe he's a real person.Like Santa Claus?More like if Santa Claus and Ron Jeremy had a child and then that child had a child with Richard Simmons.So, like a leprechaun?Yes, Otter, exactly like a leprechaun.I'm going to tell him I believe in Santa Claus, just to see what happens.I dare you.”

“Have you ever wanted to put on a Santa suit?""I have always wanted to do that," said Carter gravely.”