“next to it was a dvd called 'as i get laid dying,' which had a hospital scene on the front. it was like grey's anatomy, only with less grey and more anatomy.”

“The Senior Council--""Couldn't find its heart if it had a copy of Grey's Anatomy, X-ray vision, and a stethoscope.”

“Conversation, like certain portions of the anatomy, always runs more smoothly when lubricated.”

“One more word about giving instruction as to what the world ought to be. Philosophy in any case always comes on the scene too late to give it. As the thought of the world, it appears only when actuality is already there cut and dried after its process of formation has been completed... When philosophy paints its grey in grey, then has a shape of life grown old. By philosophy's grey in grey it cannot be rejuvenated but only understood. The owl of Minerva spreads its wings only with the falling of the dusk.”

“This was a characteroloical prelude, but it wasn’t chemical or somatic. It was the anatomy of melancholy, not the anatomy of his brain.”

“There is only one cure for grey hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.”