“Plus/minusPositive/negative1/0I can/ I can'tI will/ I won'tYou are/You aren'tI said/I thoughtI said "I will"/I thought "I can't"I thought "I can"/I said "You won't”

“You asked me who I thought I was before. I said maybe I was a fish because I love water and you said, you thought a mermaid, maybe.If you were a mermaid, you said, if you were a mermaid, I was the sea.”

“Lord Jesus, I can't, You never said I could; but You can, and always said You would. That is all I need to know.”

“Think as I think," said a man, "or you are abominably wicked; you are a toad." And after I thought of it, I said, "I will, then, be a toad.”

“I thought you were dying, said Amalfitano."No, I was dreaming," said Castillo.”

“Marconi said, "I see you have your instruments. Can any of you sing? The old spirituals work best."John said, "I can sing."I said, "No, you can't, John.""Well, I play the guitar.""So can I," said Big Jim. "We have two guitars."I said, "This could not be any stupider."John said, "Dave, you remember the words to 'Camel Holocaust'?""Ah, once again, you prove me wrong, John.”