“scapegoat, n.I think our top two are:1. Not enough coffee.2. Too much coffee.”
“Crying is almost totally avoidable if you follow two simple rules: 1. Don't care too much. 2. Shut up.”
“You can’t drink too much coffee” is more of a challenge than a warning”
“oh god it’s wonderful to get out of bed and drink too much coffee and smoke too many cigarettes and love you so much”
“Some mornings there just isn't enough coffee.”
“Too much coffee has been spilled in the name of war. Let us love and savor every drop.”