“there's no such thing as a fuck cure. a fuck cure is like the adult version of santa claus”
“Like Santa Claus. You adults pretend he doesn't exist, but we know that he really does.”
“Growing up, it seemed, was just a series of disenchantments. First you find out there's no Santa Claus; then you find out there's no such thing as happily-ever-after.”
“You're on Earth. There's no cure for that.”
“Being a superpower is like being a Santa Claus that everyone hates.”
“Death is a cure to a lot of things like cancer and disease and happiness, although I'm not sure anyone would want to be cured of happiness. And some might not want to be cured from cancer if that cure means death, because then they aren't alive anymore and being alive with cancer is something.”