“When someone breaks up with you, their beauty-- which you took such satisfaction in-- suddenly becomes unfair.”

“The chilling thought occurred to me that breaking up with someone you love to criticize might be the only way to save yourself from becoming unlovable”

“When you break something and leave it lying there for someone to pick up the pieces, you don't get much say in how they put it back together.”

“You can’t tel me I’m not breaking up with you when I’m breaking up with you!”

“What happens when someone breaks your heart? When someone breaks your heart, first you are shocked. Someone will say you are heartbroken and you examine the words break and heart and heartbroken and you immediately decide that it's inaccurate. You feel pain in the region of your heart and you think it's your heart breaking but one's heart doesn't really break, something else does - faith. You stop believing.”

“When did you suddenly become Mister Maturity?”